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Ron Russell — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:25:17 +0000

Remington Vest Pocket Deringer
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A.K.A. Saw Handle Deringer
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The Sky is Falling

Ron Russell — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:22:14 +0000

Ugock and his small clan crossed the vast ice fields of the frozen north following the great herds of caribou and at night they sought shelter in the many ice caves of the enormous glaciers. Once inside they used their flint tools to build a fire to provide the warmth needed to get through the long night. As the heat from their several campfires began to warm the cave ice on the caves roof it would melt small amounts of the ice and the water would drip or run down the sides of the caves walls. This was their way of life, the nights in the caves and the days searching for the animals of the north. A cycle that continued for thousands of years. As time passed Ugock noticed the level of a nearby lake was rising. He thought about this at night while sitting near his campfire as he watched the ice melting on the caves roof with an occasional drop of water hitting him on the head. Suddenly on night he jumped to his feet, for he had discovered an absolute truth, he was causing the lake to rise. It was him and his small cave fire and the fires of other nearby clans. Next day he raised the alarm and warned all he met of the approaching danger and urged all to reduce the size and number of their cave fires, less the lake continue to rise and drown them all. The fires dimmed but the water continued to raise and eventually out of desperation sacrifices were made to the old gods. The Paleo-Indians had discovered man-made global warming.

Now some 15,000 years later the new cave-dwellers of the sprawling canyons of metropolis have again discovered that ancient enemy of global warming and just as Ugock they are calling for the dimming of the campfires to stop the rising waters. And in time they will call for greater sacrifices to the gods of science, not the virgin sacrifices of the past (alas, no more virgins), but instead, the sacrifice of “our way of life”. The sky is falling again and the Chicken Little’s of the world are sounding the alarm!

by Ron Russell

Obama and Nuclear Football

Ron Russell — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:23:23 +0000

Has Obama Fumbled the Ball
Has Obama prohibited the military from keeping him in close proximity to the nations launch codes for our nuclear forces. This was a tradition begun after the Cuban missle crisis and supposely continued until this day. The White House will not comment on these reports. This is a disturbing report. Our enemies are watching.

White House Leaks Story of Obama’s Kenyan Birth

Ron Russell — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:39:56 +0000

Unidentified sources inside the White House are quietly revealing, what has just been a rumor up until this time, that Obama may have indeed been born in Kenya. It is believed that these revelations are coming now, as a result of the ongoing effort by some groups to get the original copy of his birth certificate made public. At this moment the complete details are sketchy, but some details are emerging. It now appears that Ann Dunham (Mrs Barack Hussein Obama, Sr) had returned to Kenya with her husband of only 6 month in mid-July of 1961 to meet members of his Kenyan family. It is thought that while on this visit Ann Dunham learned of Obama seniors earlier marriage to a woman named Kezia in 1954 and that the two were the parents of four children. According to White House sources Ann, distraught and shaken leaves the senior Obama and goes to the nearby capital city of Nairobi and fearing for her life at that time seeks refuse at the American Embassy there. At first the embassy officials were somewhat reluctant to admit the young wife, but upon hearing her story of the death threats leveled at her by the family of Kezia, Barack seniors true wife they decide to give the young obviously pregnant girl asylum in the embassy. According to recently released embassy records the embassy was over-flowing with American nationals at that particular time due to a sharp spike in black nationalist activities directed at whites in the country. Because of over-crowding in the embassy proper, Ann was given shelter in a small shed in the rear of the embassy, a shed formerly reserved for livestock. The livestock had been removed several months before. It was in this former stable, that Ann unexpectedly gives birth to Barack Hussein Obama II, the current President of the United States. The anonymous sources at the White House are quick to point out two things: first, President Obama was born on American soil (U.S. Embassy grounds are considered under international agreements to be part of the United States); second, the ONE was born in a stable (the source was quick to emphasize this fact) for what reason we are not sure! Finally the issue is settled, Obama was born on American soil with his humble beginnings in a stable—the message here well I’ll leave that to you!

by Ron Russell

The Obamites are Coming for You!

Ron Russell — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:54:31 +0000

If you believe in Individualism the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Public Prayer the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in A Strong Military the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Capitalism the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Freedom of the Press the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Support for Israel the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Fair Elections the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Rights of the Unborn the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Right to Succeed the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Home Schooling the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Second Amendment the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Tenth Amendment the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Constitution as Written the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Buying the Car You Like the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Traditional Marriage the Obamites are coming for you!
Finally, if you believe In America the Obamites are coming for you!
by Ron Russell

Uncle Sam Wants You

Ron Russell — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:35:50 +0000

“Uncle Sam Wants You”. Uncle Sam needs you! Have you gotten the message! Are you ready to serve the new order! Are you ready to crush those forces that have corrupted our nation for hundreds of years! Are you ready to crush racism! Are you ready for real change! Are you ready to stop greed and corruption! Are you ready to stand up for your community! Are you ready to stifle unbridled individualism! Are you ready for a better life! Are you ready for free medical care! Are you ready for a better life! Are you ready to kick religion from the public square! Are you ready to stop parents from indoctrinating their children with unregulated home schooling! Are you ready for America to be put on the right path! Are you ready to reign-in the a military that threatens world peace! Are you ready to stand up to Israel and give the Arabs a fair shake! Are you ready to silence reactionary voices that stand in the way of better life for all! Are you ready to take the fight to the enemies of change! Now is the time, this is the moment for change. Change that will free us from the repressive chains of racism and capitalistic greed.

These are the chants of the new Progressive left in this county. The battle cry of the new administration. A call to arms. A call for change, radical change. These are demanding voices, voices that won’t be easily silenced. Voices that are loud and threatening. These are the voices of “Change you can Count On”. The new Uncle Sam does want you, but this time not to stand shoulder to shoulder with him against some forign enemy. This time Uncle Sam wants you, Under His Thumb!

Where is the MSM

Ron Russell — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:32:22 +0000

Where is the MSM? Again, where the hell is the Main Stream Media!! These news people, and I hesitate to call them that are not missing in action. Yes, we actually know where their physical presence is. We see them everyday, many times a day on our TV’s. But where are they? I’ll tell you where these weaklings are, the spewers of half-truths and lies. They are in the great towers of Manhattan, in the White House Press room, in the news rooms throughout the nation. They are everywhere and nowhere. They sing, with almost a single voice, like a great choir who has rehearsed for months. They voices are deafening and at the same time silent. There voices are not those of America, but the voices of the elite journalism schools, the voices of a new progressivism, the voices of a great choir in tune with a new administration. They smile and claim objectivity, while all the time sweeping the dirt of a corrupt administration under the carpet. But worse that this is there agenda, they seek to change the America they don’t like, and in many cases hate. They agenda in alien to most Americans, but common and loved by those in whose circles they travel. Reality to them is their newsroom and those like-minded colleagues who sit across from them at Starbucks. They know little of America outside of these circles and sadly they don’t care. For their agenda is to change not to report. They will manipulate the news, distort the events, report the stories that support their beliefs and yes, their agenda. An agenda that seeks to have Americans of every walk think as they do. For they know, they know they are right and they just have to change the thinking of the rest of us. Theirs is a labor of love, a love of pluralism and a trashing of individualism. A herd mentality exists, with no room for descent or individualism. Love of America is dead, yes dead in today’s MSM and the winds of change are blowing and collectivism is raising its ugly head and the reporters and the editors are cheering the vast changes sweeping cross the land. And the corruption and graft, the trashing of constitutional guarantees, are all but ignored by those in the press. For now “the ends justifies the means” is whats important. The role of the MSM has now become one of assuring the ends and the hell with the method.

Where is the MSM! Yes, they are still here, but they have become only voices in a choir. They trumpet change at any cost. They trumpet a new America for they hate the old one.
The real agenda of the MSM is to change and not to report.

by Ron Russell

Tomorrow’s News Today

Ron Russell — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:00:41 +0000

Tomorrow’s News Today

Large numbers of the Revolutionary Guard have been called into Tehran from the rural areas of the country, although information is difficult to confirm at this time reports of sporadic gunfire being heard in various parts of the city are trickling in to our sources on the ground. All social networking sites have now been closed, and a dusk to dawn curfew has been imposed throughout the city. President Obama continues to waffle and will not take a definitive position on the widening protest. World leaders are struggling to deal with the situation, but realizing they have little control over the onrushing events occurring in Persia.

In other news: The proposed Turtle Walk under highway 27 in Florida has been deleted from the stimulus package. It has been determined that a net fence could be constructed for $15,000 as opposed to the original $3,000,000 allocated for the construction of the “Turtle Walk” beneath the road. Die-hard “Turtle Walk” supporters still contend however that the original project would have employed 100 workers whereas the fence project would only employ 10 workers and for a shorter period of time. Mean while the turtles are SLOWLY going about there business oblivious to the outcries from both sides of the debate.

by Ron Russell at TNT